Third commandment

Josh and I took a walk around our neighborhood yesterday. Josh has been sick the past few days, so we plopped down on a bench to rest for a bit. A few minutes later, a gentleman (probably in his 30s or 40s) ran past us and said, "Remember the third commandment; no sex before marriage!" A few seconds passed, and I blurted, "We're already married."

Funny thoughts:

1. The bench was somewhat removed from the neighborhood path and surrounded with pine trees. (Josh said we probably looked like two teenagers trying to get away with something.)
2. Yet--we weren't even sitting that close to each other, and I certainly didn't want to catch Josh's tonsil bug.
3. The third commandment: "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name" (Exodus 20:7).

At the very least, I have to credit this man with trying to make the world a better place.